Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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