Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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