I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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