Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize