This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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