wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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