My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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