It's like God shit irony all over that family
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It's never too late to be topless.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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