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  • 71 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:14am

    how are you going to clean the goo off the couch?

  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:35pm

    8:47 818 represents the 1.3 million people in the valley not just granada hills. but nice try

  • 66 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:47pm

    818!!! Woooooh, Granada hills!!! Represent!!!

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:36am

    As in the couch fucked her, and it's playing on a date scenario of getting dinner then having sex. If the sex is bad atleast you got dinner

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:39am

    I hope it was plastic covered..

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:04am

    I don't get it...

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:23am

    2:39, she couldve had pants on..

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:57pm

    Sarre: sex, drugs and alcohol are not involved in this! And sex pretty much IS what life is about. There can be no more life if no one has sex.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:07am

    SECOND OMG OMG OMG SECOND

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:56pm

    Finally, a funny text that has nothing to do with sex or drugs!

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:49am

    Quote for truth 6:57.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:59pm

    This text made me LOL

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:00am

    Omg this text is fucking hilarious

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:11am

    I just ran into your vagina, dick first.. but it cost me dinner.. and sexual activity for the rest of my life. -chuckLe

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:26am

    Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre