Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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