I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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