TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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