so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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