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what?
penguin condom
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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