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  • 46 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:51pm

    Good and Bad night all in one....

  • 47 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:34pm

    I've been that guy....minus the sex....because she wasn't doing so well after she puked on me, and I carried her home. But that didn't last...she left for other penii

  • 42 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:26pm

    pathetic, both of 'em

  • 43 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:41pm

    Definitely a keeper! I found mine this way...

  • 43 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:55pm

    Wow, the second texter is right. Either the first girl is really hot, or the guy is really desperate. If it's the latter, I rescind my previous statement.

  • 35 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:17pm

    lol @ the 'we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.' Just say 'we had sex.' What is wrong with people nowadays?

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:37pm

    Sounds like he got paid for his hair holding services. You guys are about even really. A bigger keeper would be the guy who didnt let you get that trashed in the first place.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by kneis on Mar 15, 10 at 1:21am

    Hmmm the good old 570.... Where everyone is a winner

  • 37 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:02am

    i definitely know these people....scranton ftw

  • 30 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:06pm

    sounds like my saturday night.

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:22pm

    obviously, since the text clearly states that she was brushing her teeth. hahaha. moron.

  • 29 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:16pm

    i hope she brushed her teeth

  • 34 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:16pm

    ahhhhhhhhhhhh between this and FML "proceeded to" is going to make me tear my hair out!

  • 31 27
    Submitted by Savagejay on Jun 23, 10 at 10:55am

    But you're not

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:36am

    hahah, true story 11:08. where i am from hooking up means anything up till, and including sex.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by kneis on Mar 15, 10 at 1:22am

    Ohhh boyyy the good old 570... Where everyone is a winner. Haha this is just great... Way to represent.

  • 28 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:47pm

    who is this? little scranton southjersey convo?

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:06am

    This has to be someone who goes to DA U!

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:50pm

    or just really desperate...

  • 28 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:08pm

    hooking up and having sex are not necessarily the same thing.

  • 29 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:24pm

    that happened to me once! i thought he was amazing...till i found out he had a girlfriend :/ whatever..still a memorable night!

  • 25 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:45pm

    keep him for sure =D

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:58am

    Yea your right, a guy doing whatever he can to fuck another slob...as if its difficult...you sluts get drunk and fall on random stranger dicks

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:21pm

    hahaha 1:06 that guy's definitely desperate if he can't wait till sometime when she is not drunk out of her mind

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:09pm

    he's definitely a keeper, that shit is gangster. i get turned off when a girl throws up so if he can handle it and help her on her feet and then fuck her for 4 hours, good job!

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:06pm

    He may be a keeper, but you're not.

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:21am

    i moved from south jersey to scranton and may have an idea of who this is.... awkward!

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:07pm

    Or the second person is just being sarcastic? maybe that didn't hit you all?

  • 24 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:23am

    The second one is CLEARLY so South Jersey. God, I hate this place sometimes. :(