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  • 78 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:32pm

    I probably know you too. the 772 is a small area code lol. and who cares if the text is fake. the point of the website isn't to sit here and debate if they're legit or not. i've typed like that on occasion, switching between "you" and "u", and using an ampersand instead of typing out "and". just enjoy the laughs you get, and move on to the next text. don't wallow over it.

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:40am

    i've definitely done this before, minus the crying, so i'm voting not fake

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:52pm

    i write normally with phones.. don't use shorthand.. just cos on predictive it's easier

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:05pm

    wow you guys are too hype. this is just like any other text on here, so i guess they must all be fake right? who cares anyway, it's funny. p.s. stoned/wasted gets the point across, but if you reeeeally wanted to be nitpicky and/or "save space" say blasted

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:48pm

    i know who this was. haha

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:03pm

    i'm filing this under bullshit. just because it's worded strangely. but...us floridians...we are quite classy. /sarcasm

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:24am

    i have an iphone i write liket hat all the time

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:02am

    why does everyone always assume 772 = vero. there's stuart, jensen, psl, ft pierce, vero, sebastian, griffin etc..

  • 64 72
    Submitted by i69b on Apr 10, 10 at 5:34am

    Why wouldn't they just say fucked up?

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:16pm

    no way this was the walmart on us1 in sebastian....or maybe the one on 60 in vero?

  • 68 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:34pm

    fake or not, it's still pretty damn funny!

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:47pm

    This is what I like to see, stories from the 772. Fingers crossed that this was the Wal Mart off US1 on the border of Jensen and PSL.

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:53pm

    fake or not, its not even fucking funny. only a fucking d-bag would do some shit like this

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:21pm

    even drunk i still use proper english..... it just takes alot longer

  • 72 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:21pm

    there's no reason to not type like a human if you have a smart phone. I use "&" all the time. and "stoned/wasted" could mean the person was both, not one or the other.

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:52am

    Walmart on Market Place in Stuart is where it's at!

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:13am

    probably fake. it's so annoying that anyone would take the time to send in fake shit.. totally defeats the point.

  • 72 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:11pm

    ok not fake...my father did that our last vacation-just replace walmart with beach resort

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:18pm

    11:49 "stoned/wasted" is redundant, but cutting back to one or the other is not considered "saving space"?

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:16am

    Dude I seen this happening this is fucking awesome

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:49am

    nottt fake. i've typed stone/wasted before when my friends and i were both stoned AND wasted. there's only so many characters in a text. save space where ever you can if you don't wanna send more than one.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:31pm

    how is that redundant? they're two different things.

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:37am

    categorically not fake.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:26pm

    i'm gonna have to say this was vero. we're too damn crazy. i could absolutely see this happening in vero. and its always assumed to be vero because we're the best in the 772. we made it famous.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:22pm

    I really wouldn't put it past anyone in the 772 though, it could be real

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:09pm

    I absolutely LOVE the wizard of oz!!!!!

  • 67 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:52am

    I probably know you.

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:17pm

    I did that one my 21st birthday and got to spend the night in the drunk tank!

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:41pm

    haha i live like two minutes away from that walmart, a couple weeks ago i did that except with blue paint all over my face wearing a superman cape. no lie, i have pictures, the sad part? i was not wasted/stoned hahaha

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:35am

    totally a st lucie thing, there's nothing better in the town to do than WAL*MART and everyone else knows it. i'm betting it's SLW.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:26pm

    honestly.. who gives a fuck if its fake?

  • 58 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:33pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha it's legit real

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:22am

    fake. nobody uses "&" in texts. or switches from "you" to "u" or types out both stoned AND wasted, separated by a slash. fake.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:37am

    just the way it's written feels fake. Besides, if you were with a friend at Wal-Mart chances are you'd know what substance it was that got them to that state, so "stoned/wasted" feels really fake.

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:37am

    probably because vero is the best part of the 772!

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:40pm

    it's not funny to me because it's fake

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:28am

    just about everybody texts shorthand....saves a hell of a lot of time!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:53am

    probably psl,yea, no doubt psl

  • 22 57
    Submitted by anumaljr on Nov 29, 11 at 7:23am

    I swear I have heard this story before.. Either that or it's just weird déjà vu