i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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