I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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