what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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