Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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