You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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