what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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