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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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Uhhhh......
Uhhhhltimate pwnage for a roadside check. What do you think of this, Officer?
How hard would it be to eat with that thing dangling in front of your face? Hot dogs are out of the question because you might bite the wrong thing...
You just had to go and scar me psychologically, AGAIN.
Try it he may want to fuck it.
Ah...the elusive UniCock. Just like a Unicorn but less pretty.
Wow you must already be really ugly then huh?
Well I wouldn't be interested if you had a dick growing out of your forehead...that's weird. Now, if you had a VAGINA growing out of your forehead...well, that's one more place for me to stick my dick...
Have you tried?
Schwing!
Ummm yep... Im pretty sure he wld notice ...
Gotta love Massachusetts
UniHorn
Dam u must be ugly
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