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  • 53 46
    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 28, 10 at 10:12pm

    Uhhhh......

    • 30 30
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 29, 10 at 3:22am

      Uhhhhltimate pwnage for a roadside check. What do you think of this, Officer?

      • 33 31
        Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 29, 10 at 11:37am

        How hard would it be to eat with that thing dangling in front of your face? Hot dogs are out of the question because you might bite the wrong thing...

        • 32 31
          Submitted by said8ED on Dec 29, 10 at 4:11pm

          You just had to go and scar me psychologically, AGAIN.

  • 46 34
    Submitted by monicaluv on Dec 28, 10 at 11:33am

    Try it he may want to fuck it.

  • 55 56
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Dec 28, 10 at 11:17am

    Ah...the elusive UniCock. Just like a Unicorn but less pretty.

  • 46 41
    Submitted by JonnyC on Dec 28, 10 at 7:02pm

    Wow you must already be really ugly then huh?

  • 45 52
    Submitted by LoveDumpster on Dec 28, 10 at 4:26pm

    Well I wouldn't be interested if you had a dick growing out of your forehead...that's weird. Now, if you had a VAGINA growing out of your forehead...well, that's one more place for me to stick my dick...

  • 45 52
    Submitted by megagamer on Dec 28, 10 at 9:54am

    Have you tried?

  • 36 39
    Submitted by rick_scott on Dec 28, 10 at 6:49pm

    Schwing!

  • 36 44
    Submitted by blite on Dec 28, 10 at 3:46pm

    Ummm yep... Im pretty sure he wld notice ...

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Miriahwins on Dec 29, 10 at 10:49am

    Gotta love Massachusetts

  • 31 45
    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Dec 29, 10 at 9:25am

    UniHorn

  • 38 60
    Submitted by deucedeuce22 on Dec 29, 10 at 3:24am

    Dam u must be ugly