My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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