Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dignity is for republicans.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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