Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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