Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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