Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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