As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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