the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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