Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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