dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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