O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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