nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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