Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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