Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
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Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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