Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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