ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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