Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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