I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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