bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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