Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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