It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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