Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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