champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize