Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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