my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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