I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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