p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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