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  • 99 79
    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 10, 10 at 5:28am

    When planning for the Z.A. liquor should never be involved. You guys probably won't even survive the first wave.

    • 61 77
      Submitted by 310/951/805 on Mar 10, 10 at 3:16pm

      Truth. I have my hideout planned and am ready to lock it down at a moments notice.

  • 89 77
    Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 12, 10 at 2:26am

    you need booze to SURVIVE zday!

  • 69 60
    Submitted by kayjay on Mar 10, 10 at 7:17pm

    this reminds me of one of my classes last semester...strange.

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Ratchet on Mar 10, 10 at 11:23pm

    Dude we do this weekly in class drunk or sober along with our world domination plans for after the zombies are mostly gone

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 9:33pm

    Of course booze was involved.

  • 70 71
    Submitted by tymo on Mar 10, 10 at 7:49am

    Amateurish mistake. I'll bet there are chainsaws somehow involved in their plans. Let me thank you in advance for your supplies OP. I will be sure to say a prayer over your bleached out bones.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by stegosaurus on Mar 10, 10 at 7:13am

    You're not Tallahasse here not everyone can be a drunken zombie slayer!

  • 65 71
    Submitted by amazingggg on Mar 11, 10 at 1:00am

    UCONNNNN

  • 60 64
    Submitted by joehobo on Mar 10, 10 at 10:32am

    I'm guessin a few of you have read World War Z and the Zombie Survival Guide if not than do so all you need to know is in those two books!! Be ready for them it's only a matter of time!

  • 73 91
    Submitted by jtplr on Mar 10, 10 at 10:54am

    Yaaaaaaa!

  • 65 77
    Submitted by tymo on Mar 10, 10 at 10:10am

    8:09 do you even realize what a madhouse those type of stores will be when Zach shows up? Slaughterhouses. Just like hospitals and police stations. Your best bet is to grab a crowbar and GTFO. Scavenge supplies from the stupid dead along the way to Montana.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by hvltn on Mar 10, 10 at 2:24pm

    I've done that sober. Post fuck. Keeper.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 10, 10 at 10:06am

    @jbubbya thank you

  • 62 75
    Submitted by lolocaust on Mar 10, 10 at 5:00pm

    I thought everyone had their zombie apocalypse plan ready. I know I sure as fuck do!

  • 64 80
    Submitted by jbubbya on Mar 10, 10 at 8:09am

    Anyone who's not an amatuer knows to head far north where the zombies freeze in place since they have no pulse. Remember that.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Raniphae on Mar 10, 10 at 11:17am

    I approve of the seriousness with which TFLN commenters take these matters.\n 1, all.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by jovaec on Mar 10, 10 at 10:37pm

    Shit ive done that multiple times......sober even

  • 61 81
    Submitted by exo_skeletal on Mar 10, 10 at 8:09am

    Who doesn't plan for ZA at least once a month?? Ha\nI'm going to be the ONLY one left. Muaahahaha\n\nBut no really if so becomes GO TO WALMART! All you need. Lol

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 11, 10 at 12:04am

    Really? I know at least two people who would do that stone sober.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by DrunkenDream on Mar 15, 10 at 9:56pm

    Me and at least five of my friends on different occasions had made our plans... Completely sober...

  • 54 70
    Submitted by cboy on Mar 10, 10 at 9:44pm

    It's all in the zombie survival guide( really it is)

  • 50 63
    Submitted by JDawgCali on Mar 10, 10 at 5:12am

    You never NEED booze to plan for Z-Day. Grats!!!!

  • 49 63
    Submitted by QQn on Mar 11, 10 at 2:20am

    I've got my zombie plan. It's gonna happen!

  • 42 57
    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Mar 11, 10 at 6:31pm

    You bring shame upon the rest of us zombie hunters. Hang your head. >=(

  • 53 80
    Submitted by apsct18 on Mar 10, 10 at 8:04am

    Yes!

  • 56 89
    Submitted by LoE1985 on Mar 20, 10 at 5:48pm

    Duuuude...make sure to write out the details and review when sober. Edit out the slurred and eligible script.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by hollkellen on May 26, 10 at 4:57am

    Me and my roommate have 5 guns in our 2 bedroom apt. We are ready.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Funnyman on Mar 14, 10 at 3:40am

    For extra help get zombie survival app and buy zombieland! THEN you're fucking on top of that shit. Nut up or shut up motha fuckas! Lol

  • 53 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 7:19am

    Hahaha I loved that movie. I thought what would I do about that if zombies attacked... Then I remembered we have 450lbs of shotgun ammunition in our garage...

  • 26 45
    Submitted by dannie1288 on Aug 13, 11 at 10:47pm

    These are my people!