that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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