I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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